Are you ready for stronger muscles, better sex, and confident sneezes?!
I know you are! That’s why you’re here! And I promise that to make your pelvic floor dreams come true, you won’t need to give up things you love or do things you hate, that’s how not how I roll.
This 5-Day Pelvic Floor Mini Course delivered via your (in)box introduces you to your body and a way of thinking that requires only an open mind and curiosity about what’s possible.
We should have learned this before we got our periods, before we started having sex, and definitely before we started having babies.
I have always been like this, btw. I’d learn something and then share the info.
- I told my softball team where babies actually came from when someone was talking about the stork.
- I told my camp group what blow jobs were after Justing Terente told me what they were.
- And I’m telling you about the anatomy of your own body.
The first two examples got me in trouble. I’m not “supposed” to talk about these things, right? We are supposed to live in ignorance lest we embrace ourselves too strongly. Because if we take some of the time, energy, and discipline we place on our external appearance and invest it on what is happening inside our bodies… well we will be unstoppable.
And who knows! Maybe this time I will also get in trouble because this threatens all of the systems in place that keep us small, but I’m an adult now. An adult who stands for truth and honesty. And I have a feeling since you’re here too, you feel the same way.
I believe that we all deserve to feel safe, knowledgeable, and at home in our bodies. All of us.
So here we go. Get ready to meet your pelvic floor.
I am here to guide you on your path toward stronger muscles, better sex, & confident sneezes.
What you can expect…
- A daily email with a video + an action item for the day that takes 5 mins or less
- Discover, revisit, and reinforce functional movement patterns that support your body and your pelvic floor
- So much effing fun
- Bonus content! I was going to keep this a surprise, but I’m too excited!
It’s time to unleash the physical and energetic powerhouse hidden between your legs!
And guess what?! By joining me and Pilates For Your Privates all you have to do is check your email and click play!
No headache trying to coordinate schedules. Pick the time that fits best in your schedule and I take care of the rest for you!
- I give you a reason to set time where you get to show up for you.
- I create the curriculum for you.
- I curate the moves for you and your body.
You don’t have to find more time to do these things, this is your time and space to fill your freaking cup. Or get a cup if you lost yours!
By the end of the 5 days you can expect to have:
- Stronger muscles. We often notice if our abs or arms are looking flabby, but when was the last time you looked at your undercarriage? These muscles LITERALLY HOLD IN your pee, poop, and digestive and reproductive organs. Whether you’ve experienced prolapse or not, let’s make sure everything stays put. Insides belong on the INSIDE!
- Better sex. Circulation and strength of muscular contractions are what make sex great! If these muscles are tight and weak, or not firing at all, they are not getting the blood flow and nerve impulses necessary for pleasurable sex. How will you be sufficiently lubricated or fully erect without blood flow?! Let’s get you NAILING IT (get it?) between the sheets.
- Confident sneezes. 50% of women will experience incontinence during their lives. It’s twice as likely in women than men, which means 25% of men will also experience it. Let’s leave the accidents to those who have yet to be potty trained. Sneeze and laugh without caution, and get ready to jump on a trampoline all afternoon!
- Connection with yourself in a way that makes future growth and change feel like an exciting opportunity filled with intention instead of terrifying and out of control. You’ll have the ability to identify your weaknesses, have the skills to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles in order to live life feeling stronger, more powerful, and more in control!
Why does this matter?
I’m glad you asked.
If you don’t know what is happening in and with your body, you cannot self advocate. And you cannot create and be the change you want to see in this world if you cannot advocate for yourself in the doctor’s office, the bedroom, and your life.
I’ve got your back. I’ve got your front. And I’ve got your undercarriage.
Investment: All of this is yours for your lifetime for $29
Are you ready to make your pelvic floor dreams come true?
Alissa Alter (She/Her) is also known as “The Amy Poehler of vaginas” because of her unfiltered determination to change the narrative around the female experience. Integrating her eclectic background as a Broadway performer, a personal trainer, and coach, Alissa’s work guides you back home to yourself with a sense of curiosity, potential, and possibility. Alissa is the author of Unstuck: From Understudy To The Study of Your Undercarriage, host of the podcasts Alter Your Life and Myth of Motherhood. Her one woman show Me Party #ilovemylife sold out performances at NYC’s historic Duplex Cabaret. She is also co-founder and head of content at pstprtm.com a media platform revolutionizing the postpartum experience through diverse stories, unfiltered articles, and sacred experiences. Alissa believes that if we as women spend as much time, energy, and discipline on our insides as we do our outsides, we will be unstoppable.